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[sarabysik]

Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock,Knock - Shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Atheism: There is no shit.
студенты: If shit happens, shit c ним.
интеллигенция: если не можешь изменить shit, измени к нему отношение
редакция праймового вещания НТВ: ВАУ, shit happens!!!
Лукашенко: Белоруссия - это шит и мэч России